Not sure how much of a crossover demographic there is between Sailor Moon fans and John Mulaney fans

now here is a plan that can’t possibly go wrong

Remember how we talked about how Hotaru wud constantly use the fact that Haruka&Michiru killed her? I bet Setsuna does it too like for stuff like cleaning the drain pipe or baking cookies for Hotaru’s school fair

(2/2) “Cmon guys it’s easy. Like murdering your fellow teammate and daughter in cold blood.”

(previous entries in this saga here and here)

MOTHER OF THE LEGENDARY PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE RETORT

Leave it to Setsuna to throw this in as casually as possible, but not too frequently, to maintain the absolute discomfort value. She also threatens to violate the taboos of time if this house is not clean before guests arrive so help me Chronos. She doesn’t really have anything to lose; she’s been dead multiple times and it hasn’t stopped her yet. 

To add even more salt in the whole killing thing Hotaru “forgets” to buy them mother’s day presents and then just promptly hands a Setsuna a World’s Best Mom mug that she sharpied a “non killing” in between Best and Mom

Oh my goodness yes. 

One year, Haruka and Michiru find cards on the table and are completely surprised that they received something other than a pointed glare for once. Inside each of the envelopes is a college-ruled lined paper note, scrawled in marker: “congrats on enduring another year without betraying your fellow soldiers”

I imagine Hotaru holding the killing thing against Haruka&Michiru so much like she takes another cookie from the jar&they’re like you can’t have another cookie&Hotaru’s like oh yeah what are you gonna do kill me again

This definitely happens. She probably uses it as an all-expense-paid guilt trip all the time. Michiru can hold out for a while but Haruka gets super flustered and just gives her what she wants.

Hotaru is just sitting around brooding and her parents ask what’s wrong. She says “I was just thinking about the time you murdered me. You know what would help with that? A big bowl of ice cream.” Michiru tries to explain that was ONE TIME while Haruka is already rummaging through the cabinet to find the chocolate sprinkles

javorszarvas:

Some kind of a childhood they had.

Sir William Herschel, the guy who discovered Uranus, originally wanted to name the new planet after King George III. His proposition was overruled in favor of conformity, but imagine, if you would, a world in which this were not the case.

Guided by a new era, my guardian is the planet of wind.

Soldier of the skies,

SAILOR GEORGE

acting beautifully

Guardress here! I may be gone from Tumblr but I’ve been dying to see your reaction to the last few episodes of Stars. So how do you feel about Uranus and Neptune single-handedly destroying all the effort that everyone went through in the Super season to save Hotaru’s life? And murdering their own fellow senshi, one of which is a child?

Oh, good, you’re still alive!

UNLIKE THE ENTIRE CAST OF SAILOR MOON

I was going to withhold judgement until they revealed whether or not it was a trick, but now that I think about it, it doesn’t matter. They’ve committed the ultimate crime anyway.

I suppose the main emotion I harbor is confusion. In what universe is it considered a good idea to kill the avatar goddesses of Time and Destruction? (The answer is none. None universes.)

Okay what possessed me to think that watching the new Steven Universe immediately after watching that episode was anywhere in the vicinity of a good idea

I just remembered. 

Luna and Artemis. 

“oh my LORD our ONLY JOB was to watch that MYSTERIOUS CHILD and now she is VERY MUCH GONE whAT DO WE DO”