“I’LL NEVER LET GO JACK”

“PAINT ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS”

“Wait. We missed something somewhere.”

Now is not the time for that, lovebirds

I think Uranus and Neptune at first couldn’t actually control themselves and it took them a bit longer than they exected to be able to get rid of mind control. Probably they agreed on what to do with the others or overstimated their abilities

I like this interpretation. They’re still at fault for agreeing in the first place, but it lessens the guilt of Pluto and Saturn’s deaths. I’ll wait a bit to draw my own conclusions (in case there’s anything upcoming that indicates to the contrary), but for the time being I am desperately accepting any theory that allows Uranus and Neptune not to be complete monsters.

“Today, we have two new members joining the Lady MacBeth support group for the devastatingly ambitious.”

“The part where you killed your friends was PARTICULARLY CONVINCING

“Don’t look, ChibiChibi. Star Fighter is just… uh… pretending to… be a colony of slow-moving algae. That’s all.”

says the magical girl with enchanted bracelets that give her the power to remove souls

I thought straight-up murdering her friends was unforgivable but then Haruka just slapped Usagi in the face and that might just be worse.