Thanks to your Sailor Galaxia lumberjack post, I bow have an irrational hope that the Viz dub will her her a British accent (like Ami’s DiC dub voice, but done right).

Dear Viz Media: 

If you are reading this, WE HAVE A PERFECT SUGGESTION FOR YOU

your tags about 199: i’ve always wondered just how fuckin long it took galaxia to conquer the galaxy. ultimate laziness due to her chaos-influenced superiority complex? she must’ve been destroying something far away already before solar system senshi’s rebirth. and she sent her star seed to the “newborn planets of love” or something like that back then – uhmm, the solar system is like…5 billion years old? whos the ultimate granny, pluto or galaxia? also WHAT BRAND IS THEIR ANTI WRINKLE CREAM

Granted: The galaxy is pretty big.

However: If Galaxia’s random expository flashback sequences are any indication, the Silver Millennium senshi (or a series of suspiciously similar doppelgängers) were around during the Sailor Wars.

Which means that that it took at least as long to conquer galaxy as it did for a series of avatar souls to be reincarnated thousands of years in the future. It’s awfully convenient that she saved Earth for last, and that she managed to attack within the relatively small window of time where between nine and ten soldiers (not entirely convinced ChibiChibi is real) were inhabiting it. Had she attacked twenty years earlier (an insignificant number compared to the age of the universe), none of them would have been alive to try to teach her the power of love or whatever. Though Galaxia is blessed with many powers, timing is not one of them. 

Come to think of it, planets are constantly being created and destroyed. Who was the first Sailor Soldier? Was there a Sailor Singularity guarding the infinitely massive point of matter pre-Big Bang, despite being theoretically contained in said infinitely massive point? (If there was, she didn’t do a very good job. Entropy caught up to her eventually.)

Regardless of the semantics, I have to admit Galaxia does not look bad for her age.

tinyspacekitty
replied to your post “It’s like watching an end of an era now that you’ve hit 200/finished…”

I’m sad, this blog is one of my faves

It’s one of my faves, too. That’s why I’m going to keep it active even after the series is done! Though there is a finite number of episodes, there’s an infinite number of hypotheticals, head canons, and stupid memes just waited to be created.

I’m sorry I sent that to the wrong blog!! But cacti ate nice!

All is forgiven. I’m learning a lot about the taxonomy of succulent plants from Wikipedia!

Mila??? :) ( pronounced me-lah)

Are you trying to start a discussion about cactus species

ONE MORE EPISODE. YOU ARE IN FOR SOMETHING MELISSA (I used a random female name cause I thought it sounded funny)

THANKS, BERNARD

It’s like watching an end of an era now that you’ve hit 200/finished 199

The epoch has ended. The sun sets upon the horizon. The air cools. The trees rustle. A girl whispers to herself, “I can’t believe I somehow managed to stretch out this ridiculous project for ten months.” The wind blows.

Episode 199: a summary

Sailor Moon: i have compassion for fellow soldiers
Galaxia: okay but consider the following: i am going to kill you
Sailor Moon: no big deal the Sailor Starlights are on my side
Galaxia: that’s cool i have the energy of Chaos
Sailor Moon: whatever i have the Moon Tier
Galaxia: that’s fine i’ll just bring out the ancient sword with which i won the Sailor Wars
Sailor Moon: well i hope you’re okay with some Fireball Princess magic
Galaxia: it’s chill i’m surrounded by thousands of star seeds
Sailor Moon: okay but i have the LIGHT of HOPE
Galaxia: oh dang

I have no idea what you’re doing but statistically speaking you should have done it earlier

And clover, by clover, by clover with care she picked up and searched them, and called, “Are you there?” But clover, by clover, by clover she found that the one that she sought for was just not around.