This isn’t really a particularly new or noteworthy phenomenon.

“Right between ‘lousy’ and ‘loyal’ is a big empty space that represents my apathetic disregard for most people.”

I can only interpret this as a unicorn/virgin parallel.

Becoming an English major was the best and worst decision.

What kind of nerd spends hours thinking of the best way to communicate a 2-sentence sentiment? Ha!

[sweats nervously]

“I said I wanted a wedding. I never said I wanted to get MARRIED.”