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This isn’t really a particularly new or noteworthy phenomenon.

“Right between ‘lousy’ and ‘loyal’ is a big empty space that represents my apathetic disregard for most people.”
I can only interpret this as a unicorn/virgin parallel.
Becoming an English major was the best and worst decision.
What kind of nerd spends hours thinking of the best way to communicate a 2-sentence sentiment? Ha!
[sweats nervously]

“Haha! Yeah, of course!” said the girl who modeled her blog after a Mystery Science Theater 3000 imitation
“I said I wanted a wedding. I never said I wanted to get MARRIED.”
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