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Unknown's avatar Audrey Dubois 1:22 am on October 23, 2017
Tags: (i just looked it up there are NO Arby's establishments in my state), 2 great tags that tag great together, advertising, anyway keep up the good work, , but that some1 had the presence of mind to make a codename sailor v reference and an artemis milkshake, cat dad milkshake, like even I almost forgot it was minako's bday, like.... some1 on the marketing team has their finger ON THE PULSE of the sailor moon fandom,   

I feel like Arby’s is trying desperately to win my trust specifically, and you know what? It’s working. My defenses are down, and I am vulnerable to deception

Unknown's avatar Audrey Dubois 11:13 pm on February 11, 2016
Tags: advertising, and that's your liveblog + analysis of a fifteen second commercial, , , still weeping at the nightmare > tricycle imagery,   

@silver-millennial linked to this in the last submission, and it’s a truly hilarious specimen of capitalism. What a piece of work is this marketing scheme.

Queen Beryl has captured the Sailor Scouts. But her dreams of power are about to turn into a nightmare! 

[CLOSE UP OF THE BEDAZZLED PURPLE WHEEL OF A GLORIFIED PLASTIC TRICYCLE]

Here comes Sailor Moon on her Moon Cycle! Now it’s Sailor Moon’s turn to dream!

The Moon Cycle has nothing to do with the show. A Moon Cycle would offer little help if any to the individuals tied up to a pillar. The aforementioned individuals have multiple powers, including fire, light, and teleportation, that are more objectively useful than the ability to drive a larger-than-average tricycle. The Moon Cycle is needlessly linked to the concept of dreaming and the triumph of good for absolutely no discernible reason. 

AND THEY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO NOT EVEN INCLUDE A DOLL WITH PURCHASE

THEY WERE SO SECURE IN THEIR MARKET THAT ALL I CAN DO IS CONGRATULATE THEM

GOOD JOB, IRWIN TOYS

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)