“W/ all do respect your highness but she did say she was from the Moon Kingdom” “I thought she just came from a kingdom that worshipped the moon!””You didn’t even find it weird how freakishly white her skin&hair were?””I just thought she was albino!”

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on earth

“Hey guys, lay off my girlfriend.”

“Endymion. The gravity is so much stronger here, she literally just lies face down on the floor complaining every time you invite her over.”

“I think it’s charming.”

meanwhile in the moon kingdom

“Can your new boyfriend not freak out about floating off the surface every single time? Every time he starts yelling, he gets all dramatic about the negative effects of a thin atmosphere on the lungs.”

“Everyone has their quirks, Mars”

That was funny but seriously imagine if they were&then imagine it taking Endymion a really long time to figure it out cuing big shock fest w/ the shittenou

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“Endymion, sir, we don’t think that you should be dating that moon kingdom girl. She eats antimatter and breathes Boze-Einstein condensate, and we’re not sure this is a healthy relationship in any sense of the word. We request that you stop seeing her.”

“Well, technically I never have seen her. Remember, she exists outside the visible spectrum of light.”

“… Sir can we not right now”

Imagine if like back in the Silver Millennium the senshi and people from the Moon Kingdom looked more alien like

Take your pick