and then they all went to the disco

the end

SuperS Finale Alternate Ending: Instead of Pegasus slowing their fall, Usagi and Chibiusa are saved by their friends and a comically large trampoline.

And, to end the episode, a promo for the wacky spin-off sitcom about looking for the Messiah, “Modern Apostle”

Kaorinite: It’s no use calling your friends, Sailor Moon.
Tuxedo Mask: Can I call MY friends?
Kaorinite: Do you have any?
Tuxedo Mask: …no

At the end they’re still on the asteroid. The Sailors can teleport down; Tuxedo Mask is stuck there until they can organize a lander mission

“Usako….

I’m Jewish”

Plot Twist: The romance cruise that Rei, Ami and Usagi are on is the Titanic. The rest of the series follows the adventures of the iceberg

And then Usagi’s entire family disowned her because of a poor test grade, and she lived on the streets staring at Sailor V posters. THE END