
They skipped the part of redemption where they actually earn and deserve their own happy ending. Cut for time, probably.

They skipped the part of redemption where they actually earn and deserve their own happy ending. Cut for time, probably.

*Buzzer rings, confetti falls from the ceiling*
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU JUST WON A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF COMMON SENSE

“You assaulted my future husband and almost killed me, but as an all-loving heroine I’m forgiving to unnatural degrees.”
“Episode 149: The Amazon’s Final Stage” sounds like they’re a rock band that’s about to end its world tour.

The Amazons’ true forms are… the animals they’re named for. This should not have taken as long to reveal as it did.

It is entirely too late to begin playing these characters sympathetically. Like twenty episodes too late.

“Just showing you your failures wasn’t enough. I had them rendered in traditional 3D to emphasize your stupidity.”

“Explain how.”
“Money can be exchanged for goods and services.”

Tigerseye: A man so obnoxious, even the inflatable dolphin has run out of patience.

Those are called “friends.” If you had any, you’d know that.