You’re absolutely right, clear card is just a wish fulfillment sequel fic that also serves as a vehicle for extremely niche interest trivia and I LOVE IT
also: “last updated 5 months ago”
You’re absolutely right, clear card is just a wish fulfillment sequel fic that also serves as a vehicle for extremely niche interest trivia and I LOVE IT
also: “last updated 5 months ago”
As far as unexpected goes, the shittennou as a teen heartthrob boy band takes the cake. And yet it makes perfect sense. The inner senshi casting is perfect, like they’re just the cartoons come to life. The immaculate costuming helps with that, but their mannerisms are pitch-perfect too. Rei constantly in an aggressive stance, Usagi acting like an absolute goofball, Makoto’s everything. Musical Mamoru I find takes himself extremely seriously even though his speeches and entrances and acting is even MORE over-the-top than usual, which makes his whole experience absurd and it’s great. Beryl is my queen. So that’s my one sentence hot takes based on having seen half a musical!
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Love is…. constantly running drills on what to do if you are kidnapped by an enemy and become a puppet of the dark side
I’m in total agreement! In some ways this is the format where Sailor Moon can shine best. The bombastic speeches are a key staple of the musical genre, and it also allows for super elaborate costuming and a lot of self-referential humor.
I agree that Clear Card’s plot was… there, but the character work was stellar! I LOVE this sequence when Tomoyo silently reaches out with her psychic powers to say WAVE BACK AT YOUR GF YOU BABY CASHEW NUT




Tomoyo and Syaoran make a great team!! The whole reason they’re friends is because they exist on the same mental wavelength of “PROTECT SAKURA AT ALL COSTS.” And of course Tomoyo can exploit that for all it’s worth by going “it’ll make Sakura SO happy if you try on this new outfit I made for you, including the glow in the dark shoes, do it for her”
This is my favorite piece of merch of all time because to justify the price it comes with EXACTLY TWELVE novelty shaped gold-plated paperclips, and it’s like, no one wanted this but we got it anyway

I have never known anyone who was like “oh I was on the market for a new PAPER CLIP HOLDER anyway so this is great timing”
On the screenshots, it’s how the dialogue actually goes! 100% accurate!! Even though it sounds exactly like something I would just make up for laughs!!!! The comic sans probably doesn’t add any credibility so I understand.
(also I saw “Old English dub” and I was like, you’d think I would know if they translated Sailor Moon into Anglo-Saxon)
That’s the WEIRDEST thing is, like, Neo Queen Serenity remembers how messed up Chibiusa was when she first met her as a teenager, and she’s still completely insensitive to her kid’s emotional distress. You need to make sacrifices when you have a closed time loop to maintain, I suppose.