What a fuckin’ time to be alive.

“She’s bluffing!”
“Luna, how do you know?”
“BECAUSE NO ONE ESCAPES THE SWIFT AND TERRIBLE HAND OF FATE”
I have an internship for May and June to rake in that sweet research assistant cash that will go straight to student loans. My evenings should be relatively free, though. After that, there is nothing. Nothing! What is nothing? It is everything that exists, but only in possibility. It is anything that could be, but only in potential.
Mars: Complex, compelling, and actively tries to make life difficult for everyone
Venus: Priorities include being the prettiest; often features solo work
Mercury: Moves too fast for everyone, but doesn’t expect them to be able to keep up
Jupiter: An eclectic mass of joy, elegance, grandiosity, bittersweetness, and adorable tendency
Saturn: Constantly straddles that delicate line between pleasant and creepy
Uranus: Tries very hard to be mysterious and commanding but cannot hide the goofy dorkiness that lies within
Neptune: Presence is literally accompanied by a choir of heavenly angels
Pluto: What’s a Pluto

Here, ‘sick’ is a codeword for ‘blackout drunk,’ which is actually a super secret codeword for ‘possessed by the Dark Kingdom.’
What if she is sleeping because she is within her own dream
a dream in which she is a magical girl who goes by the codename: Sailor V
SMAS isn’t working, but I still have a few hours to kill, so I have no choice but to become

A MOONLIGHT REAL GIRL

THERE IS NO EXIT
L’ENFER C’EST LES AUTRES
Has any anime character ever met another anime character by a method other than crashing into one another and dropping something

“And we even had time to stop by the discount costume store on the way!”