“Artemis, you definitely weren’t there when I talked to her.”

“I… uh… that doesn’t matter! Believe in your dreams or something!”

It’s all too easy to pretend that this subtitle is not Mina’s song, but Artemis’s sage warning from the depths of the box.

I’ve heard of carrying the burden of your conscience with you, but this is another thing entirely.

Artemis: A cat of comedy and tragedy.

some days i’m Minako and some days i’m Artemis there is no in between

Every time I think the bar has reached the ground, Minako finds a way to lower it.

You can take the hypothetical out of that one.

“Minako, have you been hiding that banjo just so you could make this joke?”

“MAYBE”

But, really, can you say you expected this to end any differently?

Usagi has lost so many votes of confidence, it’s a miracle she’s still on the ballot.