– standing completely alone by yourself in front of a stone door for all eternity, because time is an illusion
– becoming a physicist, astronomer and doctor within two years of each other
– maintaining at least three different versions of yourself at any time
– advocating polyamory
– fantasizing about your boss
– co-parenting a small child who is actually the harbinger of the apocalypse
– co-parenting your hot boss’s small ignored child
– actually just co-parenting everyone you come across. everyone
– big earring energy
– having the most broken, over-powered abilities among all you friends and never using them bc that would ruin their fun
– abracadabra? sure, why not. abracadabra. time and death are illusions
– letting everyone guess your ethnicity while smiling mysteriously to yourself in the corner
– being exhausted with “pluto is not a planet” jokes because you’ve been listening to them for 10+ years now and it’s even more unfunny than it ever was (which was never. they were never funny)
happy birthday to the true momfriend of the sailor senshi, my darkly glamorous anomaly of messy storytelling, sailor pluto aka setsuna meiou
Setsuna’s birthday is the new halloween and this is how we’re celebrating
So Hotaru’s birthday is officially January 6; is that when she was born or when she was reborn? Does she get to celebrate her rebirthday? Could she destroy another world to get another birthday? The Sailor Moon universe is complicated.
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