Audrey Dubois 5:54 am on May 20, 2016
Tags: ANSWER ME POTATO, commercials, fifteen seconds well spent, merchandise ( 56 ), sailor moon ( 311 ), video ( 56 ), WHY ARE YOU SO TASTY

IT’S TWO IN THE MORNING AND I JUST FOUND THIS AND I’M CRYING A LITTLE BIT FROM LAUGHING

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Audrey Dubois 2:50 am on February 13, 2016
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I cannot unsee that video now with they sailor cycles. It’s just so damn bizarre

BUT YOUR DREAMS ARE ABOUT TO TURN INTO A NIGHTMARE

Audrey Dubois 6:32 pm on February 12, 2016
Tags: also there was no tuxedo mask? which would be a VAST improvement probably, commercials, i dont even know what to tag this ( 2 ), i dont think i could handle american 90s teenager mamoru, i know i will need to find it again some distant day, just the pretty blonde white girl is the main hero, miscellaneous ( 212 ), submission ( 94 ), video ( 56 ), which one is in the wheelchair? actually i cant tell who any of them are

@cutie-tabootie submitted to sailormoonsub:

Fun fact- that “Moon Cycle” was one of the only remains of what we ALMOST got for an English “adaptation” of Sailor Moon instead of the dub- they were going to use new vehicles for the Sailor Senshi (called the “Princess Warriors/Fighters” in this version) and that was going to be one of them. It’s not in this video, but here’s what almost happened in the US.

Linked video:

This is like the child of the MST3K opening and The Babysitter’s Club if it was given up for adoption and raised by Too Many Cooks and a series of bootleg “Planetary Marine Girl” toys. This is the most delightfully alienating premise I have ever seen. It’s just confusing to every possible demographic. The constant laughter of bemusement that underlies the generic pop song speaks for itself. What a thing.

I do appreciate that one of them is in a wheelchair, though. And that they are actual literal moon sailors.

Audrey Dubois 11:13 pm on February 11, 2016
Tags: advertising ( 2 ), and that's your liveblog + analysis of a fifteen second commercial, commercials, merchandise ( 56 ), still weeping at the nightmare > tricycle imagery, video ( 56 )

@silver-millennial linked to this in the last submission, and it’s a truly hilarious specimen of capitalism. What a piece of work is this marketing scheme.

Queen Beryl has captured the Sailor Scouts. But her dreams of power are about to turn into a nightmare!

[CLOSE UP OF THE BEDAZZLED PURPLE WHEEL OF A GLORIFIED PLASTIC TRICYCLE]

Here comes Sailor Moon on her Moon Cycle! Now it’s Sailor Moon’s turn to dream!

The Moon Cycle has nothing to do with the show. A Moon Cycle would offer little help if any to the individuals tied up to a pillar. The aforementioned individuals have multiple powers, including fire, light, and teleportation, that are more objectively useful than the ability to drive a larger-than-average tricycle. The Moon Cycle is needlessly linked to the concept of dreaming and the triumph of good for absolutely no discernible reason.

AND THEY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO NOT EVEN INCLUDE A DOLL WITH PURCHASE

THEY WERE SO SECURE IN THEIR MARKET THAT ALL I CAN DO IS CONGRATULATE THEM

GOOD JOB, IRWIN TOYS

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