Haruka in The Brave Little Toaster AU

docholligay:

AHAHAHAHAHAH I love this. 

  • Rei is a toaster oven, she gets hotter than a toaster ever dreamed of and she is VERY USEFUL and very hot, and they are going to GET BACK TO USAGI IF IT KILLS US ALL YOU LOSERS. 
  • Mako is the strong vacuum cleaner that helps pull them along parts of their route, with her head down and steadfast. 
  • Haruka is a giant box fan, who does her best to help Mako either stay cool or push the smaller appliances along when they get tired. She feels more useless than the others, and easily replaced, and once they pass a hardware store and she sees she can be replaced for as little as ten dollars, but doesn’t tell anyone. 
  • Michiru is a Jura coffee machine, expensive, elegant, artisan, worth as much as the entire group together, but in many ways a non-essential luxury, and she knows this though she never admits as much to anyone. 
  • There’s literally no way Mina is anything but the sound system, loud and blaring at all times, no matter how many times Rei tells her to shut up, and how many times Mina tells her she misses them being in the kitchen together KISSES. 
  • Hotaru is a bullet blender, tiny and powerful, destroying things to make them new again, to make them better. 
  • Pluto is the bedside clock, the keeper of time, just happy to be included as an appliance, happy to not be alone in the bedroom. 

ranyani-arts:

Honestly I’m shocked no one has done this yet

How about Sailor Moon episodes titled like Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia episodes

Usagi Finds a Cat

Ami Uses a Computer

Rei Talks to Crows

Makoto Fights a Man

Minako Joins the Party

Tuxedo Mask Switches Teams

The Gang Discovers Their Princess

The Gang Learns About Their Past Incarnations

The Gang Dies

(And that’s just Season 1)

Codename Sailor V made me think of the other thing I know that has codenames in it.