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The first S musical

THANK GOODNESS they have anticipated my needs

Things I love: Eating, Sleeping, Taking the easy way out.

Usagi wears her resume on her sleeve

Top 10 victims of the week in sailor moon?

10. The first ever Haruka/Michiru shipper (106) 

9. The actual conductor of the New Tokyo Symphony Orchestra (180)

8. Adorable widowed auto mechanic who teaches Ami how to fix a car (138)

7. the ULTIMATE trendsetter who also might just be Tuxedo Mask in disguise (115)

6. This proto-Esmeraude ski instructor (038)

5. Iconic gay power couple taking the fashion industry by storm (140)

4. This guy who had a pure heart because he was, like, SUPER into space (120)

3. Makoto’s nerdy friend who writes Pegasus fanfic (134)

2. A sweet beautiful baby who takes it upon herself to become the next Rei Hino (152)

1. RHETT BUTLER (031)

I HOPE I DIDN’T MISS IT BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

THANK YOU!! YOU’RE AMAZING AND WONDERFUL

Top ten Rei outfits?

OH, REI-CHAN, YOU DELIGHTFUL FRUIT SALAD OF FASHION CHOICES… Half the time, she dresses very sleek and feminine, and half the time it’s like a toddler got to pick her own outfit for the first time. Let us observe.

10. The Rei Hino Classic, very on-brand with color, cut, and silhouette. Pick one up for your collection today. 

9. A childlike but not irredeemable curry-making uniform. If you’re going to make instant curry anyway, you might as well look adorable while doing it. 

8. The official “Usagi is my girlfriend” blazer

7. If you tell me who made you wear those knee-high cream-colored boots with your turquoise denim jacket and Kraft Mac ‘n Cheese turtleneck, I swear I’ll bring them to justice. I’ll make them pay for what they’ve done.  

6. She probably had to be hermetically sealed into this sweater and dress with shrink wrap, but it was totally worth it. 

5. How many layers is Rei wearing in this picture? How many more layers are there that you can’t see? Is it not true that every thing exists either under or over everything else? Isn’t the universe just a long series of various layers? 

4. Baby’s first boob window

3. Trying to take a leaf out of Ami’s book, but accidentally dropping it into a fire, and vacuuming up the ashes, and dumping those ashes into a blender with 2 different brands of black raspberry ice cream

2. A 28-year-old CEO of a major technological solutions company, who sacrificed everything to climb to the top but begins to wonder if it was all worth it

1. I am nothing if not predictable, but no one can blame me for putting this one at #1. Cinched waist. Rolled-up cuffs. Socks that blur the fine line between blue and green. White slip-ons. A single novelty clip shaped like a tulip.

And most importantly: built-in hand-warmer. 

Let’s be real: first-grade me would have killed for this look.

just a heads up that chapter 14 of codename sailor v is kiiiinda racist.

Thank you for the tip! I love Sailor V, but there are some small glimmers of homophobia and transphobia (and rampant mosquitophobia!) here and there, not enough to make me throw my book into a mortar and pestle and grind it into a fine powder, but just enough to be slightly weird before I flip the page. I hope to salvage as much pre-Sailor Moon lore as I can, and divorce it from whatever product-of-its-time moments may arise. 

Also I’m glad you liked my post about Usagi being immortal and the evolution of language.

I adore that concept to an embarrassing degree! Your headcanons are always a delight, and I am always here for SilMil or Crystal Tokyo speculation. Did the Moon Kingdom have a system of writing, or did they not never develop one because their lifespans were so long that they didn’t feel the need to preserve things for posterity? Maybe Moon and Earth have similar languages, or perhaps they developed different dialects through separation. (”She has such an Earth accent!”) Imagine one of the Senshi somehow smuggling a Silver Millennium relic and waiting patiently for the day when she would be able to remember her past life and read what it says. I JUST CAN’T STOP.

Given that Stars was written once the Myus were in full swing, I can’t help but wonder if Stars wasn’t written with the musicals in mind for them.

This would explain so much. They were like “ok we are going to write these new characters as Pop Sensations and it won’t make any sense but the subsequent musical stage adaptation is going to be KILLER” and, on that day, the ends justified the means.

Fun fact! That Pandora chapter was actually the first Sailor V story published. Naoko went back and wrote those first two chapters later for the book collections to act as an origin story and tie Sailor V more into the Sailor Moon mythos.

That’s awesome that she can just jump into the story like that. Like “yeah this girl has a talking cat, a compact that reflects your True Self, and an unhealthy obsession with pop idols. That is canon now. In medias res or nothing, bitches.”

moon dust smells like burnt gunpowder. make of that what you will.

It used to smell like something indefinable. The same way that other houses have a distinctive scent, but your own smells like familiarity and comfort and nothing. After the war began, it never smelled like home again. Not even Venus could remember what it used to be. It was no longer their home. It was their battlefield.

Alternately: 

MULTIPLE-REINCARNATION TIME TRAVEL MATRICIDE