Sailor V: Whoops we boarded the flight to Greece for a police inspection conference

Police: Whoops there are empty seats left on the Hawaii flight we should follow Sailor V there

Wacky Hijinks: *ensue*

Sailor V: Blurring the lines between rivalry and lesbianism 

IT’S SAILOR V, PRETTY SOLDIER OF TAXES AND CAPITALISM 

Stewardess: I have one ticket for Sailor V to go to Hawaii.

Minako: Sailor V is very busy fighting crime so she is letting me go in her place. She is a generous soul, not to mention beautiful, elegant, and perfect in every possible way

Sailor V: I know I could defeat the enemy, if only I knew WHERE they were

Most sympathetic villain backstory in the whole canon

I am sure Artemis would be just fine if you won the beer prize.