THE NUMBERS DON’T LIE, WAKAGI

SAILOR V’S SUCCESS IS AN EXPONENTIAL PARABOLA

THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST

I really like the Dark Agency’s management style. Like not only do they label all their buildings for convenience

but they keep a list of all their members and when each one fails, a single black line is drawn through their name.

All that’s missing is a “It has been [number] days since we have last been defeated by Sailor V” poster on the wall.

I’m calling it now, Minako would TOTALLY be the type to post memes that are like “☐single ☐taken ✓in love with chocolate” or set her status to “in a relationship with pizza”

… who’s gonna tell him that Venus is the literal Goddess of Love

Minako: *throws a chocolate wrapper on the ground*

Wakagi: THOSE WHO LITTER WILL FEEL MY WRATH AND THE WRATH OF ALL THE POLICE FORCE

Minako: Oooh, you’re cute!

Wakagi: I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL I HAVE ACHIEVED JUSTICE FOR THIS PRECIOUS SOIL

Minako: Are you doing anything this Valentine’s day?

Artemis: STOP FLIRTING, MINA, YOU HAVE COMMITTED A CRIMINAL OFFENSE

Minako and Artemis giving each other gifts when they don’t have anyone else to rely on is an important and vital piece of the Sailor Moon canon

The reasons Minako has for not having a boyfriend range from “he’s a nerd” to “I SORT OF KILLED HIM”

Based on this track record, may I suggest: expand your experience to girls

it’s funny that the scanlation from Miss Dream has a translation note that specifies Neuhaus is a Belgian chocolatier, but in the French copy I got in Belgium it’s just like “you probably know Neuhaus better than anything else in the manga or in this life, so an editor’s note would be redundant, n’est pas”

Time for some late night Codename Sailor V!!!