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replied to your photo “princess of the cat world” WHO EVEN ARE YOU Did the Dark Kingdom…”

they’re no Ball Family, that’s for god damn sure

Hikaru: Do you think you’ll donate blood again?

Minako: No way! Juice and money aren’t worth it. I’d only do that again if it gave me a pure heart!

(Artemis shrugs at the camera. Credits flash on screen as sitcom ending theme plays)

NOW YOU’VE OFFICIALLY KILLED EVERY MEMBER OF….. WHATEVER THIS FAMILY WAS

HOW DO YOU FEEL

I JUST FEEL CONFUSED

Headcanon that Minako Aino is an absolute BOSS at Jeopardy.

stop hitting on the mosquito man

he only loves you for your blood

I’m fairly attached to my current icon, but if I ever changed it….

Not only did I design the cards myself, but I made up my own nonsense Lorem Ipsum language to fill in all the placeholder text!

My biggest character flaw is that I keep trying to read the collage text pasted behind the drawings but this one says something about Chilean grapes and cyanide so no one can tell me that my intrigue is unjustified.

Artemis is SO EXCITED he’s bringing out his purple prose.

“Are the wheels of death turning? Are we standing upon the cold shore of a bellicose ocean of battle? How may summer’s honey breath hold out against the wrackful siege of time?”

“Artemis stop talking and help me with this window”

“WOE! FOR OUR INEVITABLE FATES ARE SEEDS THAT FALL THROUGH THE FINGERS OF DESTINY”

Minako: Looks like the enemy is hiding out at the hospital!

My poor PGSM-laced heart: NO DON’T GO YOU HAVE HAD ENOUGH TRAUMAS THERE