Poor Mosquito Brother, whose grief has driven to him drink. 

“Twenty dollars can buy much juice.”

“Explain how.”

“Money can be exchanged for goods and services.”

ETERNAL GUARDIAN OF LOVE AND JUSTICE; LIES ABOUT HER AGE TO GET FREE ORANGE JUICE

“Boss, I just have a tiny request…”

“ARTEMIS for the last time you cannot change who has been ordained by fate to become a planetary soldier”

“WELL HAVE WE EVER TRIED”

*record needle scratch*

*freeze frame* 

This…. is me. 

You’re probably wondering how I got here.