ARTEMIS PLZ LET THE GIRL PROCESS HER EMOTIONS FOR A FEW SECONDS BEFORE JUMPING IN WITH YOUR SNAPPY COMEBACK

Artemis, who taught you to sass like that. I bet it goes back the the Silver Millennium. 

SilMil Venus: What do you think of this dress?

SilMil Artemis: Wow, it only looks like 154 of your other dresses. Truly unique

Minako, entering the operation theatre: Since you couldn’t make it to the big race, we thought we’d bring the big race to you!

Anaesthesiologist: Miss, please get out 

Minako: Last one to the stack of prednisone bottles is a rotten egg!

Anaesthesiologist: Miss, he is unconscious

Minako: Why do you live above a karaoke place?

Otonaru: Well, something about the middling voices of people screaming the same refrains at all hours of the night reminds me what life is all about

The “frail child admiring purveyors of physical excellence in hopes that they will, someday, be among their ranks” starter pack

Minako: Yo Usagi, a friend of mine at school has cardiac trouble. Can you use one of your healing incantations to help him out?

Usagi: MOON… SPIRAL… HEART… ATTA–

Minako: maYBE NOT THAT ONE

“really cute guy who stares out windows longingly” is my dream job

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