They haven’t been subtle this time around that Beryl seems to like Jedite because he’s a genuine suck-up rather than being competent (a whole discussion of Usagi and Beryl parallels being hungry for attention is in there somewhere) so I figured Kunzite’s sass is just implying ‘I’m a good enough minion you can’t to get rid of me’.

The Dark Kingdom literally is a kindergarten. The teacher’s pet gets preferential treatment, the show-off is loosely tolerated to boost state testing scores, the weird musical genius sits in the corner by himself, and there’s always that one kid with an inappropriately obvious crush on the teacher. 

KUNZITE YOU JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF ANOTHER THOUSAND YEARS AS A ROCK

GO TO YOUR CAVERN THIS INSTANT YOUNG MAN

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“No you’re not. You’re just playing piano alone in a dark room.”

“DO NOT QUESTION MY METHODS”

smokingbomber:

#kunziteproblems