Btw don’t you think Saionji looks a bit similar to that green haired chick in the episode where Usagi played baseball

SLAP A BIG ORANGE BOW ON HIM AND SUDDENLY HE’S PRESIDENT OF THE THREE LIGHTS FANCLUB

I just realized that the Shadow Puppet Girls segments of Utena are the narrative equivalent of the Sick Sad World clips in Daria. 

septme:

sailormoonsub:

This is a PSA illustrating why you should never allow more than one drunk philosophy major to congregate in the same place. 

lmao aint this from demian tho?

Oh my god, it is. Let it be known that the student council is full of NERDS.

René Descartes: *enters the Ohtori arena* Oh no… you’ve got it all wrong. I’m not a duelist. I’m a dualist.

Fun Fact: Miki shares the same voice actress as Ami

Once you’ve played one blue-haired socially-impaired middle-school prodigy child, you’ve played them all. 

My personal favorite theory my friends and I came up with while watching Utena was that every time the stopwatch gets clicked, Saionji is getting dissed somewhere.

Miki keeps meticulous notes.

I will happily endorse this theory because it is hilarious and I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE CLOCKS MEAN

Thank you so much for blogging about Utena! It’s hilarious. I knew you were not going to disappoint, but it surpasses any expectations I had.

Thank you so much for reading! All of you who tolerate this blog are the REAL heroes. 

That’s it for episode 2! Tune in next time for: 37 More Episodes of Odd Imagery and Lesbian Angst

Anthy: You don’t want the honor, the bride, or the power of revolution, What convinced you to fight?
Utena: I remembered that Saionji is a dick and a godly power compelled me to kick his ass