“The series is 90% over. How can we spend these precious last few episodes?”
“Let’s introduce THREE COMPLETELY NEW CHARACTERS”

“There are still a few kids who don’t understand that Usagi is intended as an angel parallel. Spare no symbolism.”

Why did they change the opening song just for the last season? How dare they make this decision 20 years ago without consulting me first.

Presumably “Miracle in the Black Dream Hole” is the real title that a real marketing panel chose for this real movie.

Episode 145 alternate title:

Our Primary Demographic Likes Ballet! Let’s Give Them an Episode About That

“Quick! How can we re-engage our target audience?”

“Well, there is one last resort we can try…”

Episode 133: A Mysterious Kitten Appears

Someone on some executive design board at some point said, “This scene needs more sparkles.”