




I’ll admit that I’ve never considered this before, but now that I have, I CAN’T STOP.





I’ll admit that I’ve never considered this before, but now that I have, I CAN’T STOP.

Both of you stop that right this instant. Don’t make me come back there. So help me I will turn this episode around.
4) What they would do if they had one month to live.
I bet you thought I would let this ask get sad. I bet you thought you were going to destroy me in the process. But the Smallest Kitten of the Future will take positive steps to achieving timelessness!
First of all, Diana canonically knows how to time travel
right
and everyone knows that “one month” means linearly from that point on and doesn’t apply to chronological aging
right
so Diana can just go back in time and live with her parents and everyone who loves her in the past
right
and Diana is functionally an immortal omnipresent figure as long as she only moves backward in time
RIGHT
Diana was the happiest kitty on Earth (hell in the whole universe!).
Sure, she wasn’t in Crystal Tokyo anymore, but living in the past with everybody was so much fun it didn’t matter where she was, she was with people she dearly loved…
Sure, today was a big day in Crystal Tokyo. Small Lady was accessing the throne today. Her small princess, her best friend, the person she was meant to protect. She’d become a wonderful Lady.
Diana’s eyes shined at the thought. Where these tears? Of course not. She wouldn’t allow herself to be sad. She was proud of her little princess. But just today, maybe, being by her side….Diana also knew her time in this past was almost over too. The birth of Crystal Tokyo was imminent and she had to leave her parents… well, become parents in their own rights, giving her birth, so that in this timeline, at least, she could protect her small Lady….
Diana wondered if she just could skip that fateful month and go directly live the day after her supposed death. “Time isn’t a game” had said Pluto to her the day she left.
– Diana, what are you doing here alone? You should come quickly if you still want some cake Usagi hasn’t eaten yet!
– I’m coming Setsuna-sama! But after all, it is Usagi-sama birthday, she can eat many cake today!Right, it was Usagi’s birthday today. It was also Small Lady’s birthday too.
Diana hopped happily towards the party, big smile. And shiny eyes. Never noticing how sad Pluto’s eyes were, everytime she looked at her.
whoops that made it A BILLION TIMES WORSE
It’s good to know that all roads, even my attempt at denial, lead to a vaguely tragic conclusion. In certainty there is some comfort.
WELL DONE
Haha no I’m not crying there’s just a steamroller in my eyes
This may very well be the world’s most inappropriately timed commercial break jingle
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It’s like Nehelenia googled “Usagi Tsukino antonym” and is just reading off whatever comes up first.

“Hi, I’m Tsukino Usagi. I’m 14 years old. I’m clumsier than others, and a bit of a crybaby.”
Credit to Nehelenia for ruining Usagi’s life with such calculated efficiency. Gold star.
The most reliable indicator of trouble is when Usagi’s hair is drawn with more than one strand.