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美少女戦士セーラームーン 1
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美少女戦士セーラームーン 2
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美少女戦士セーラームーン 3 Prelude Of Romance
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美少女戦士セーラームーンR 1 – 帰ってきたエイルとアン! 美少女戦士たちの夢
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美少女戦士セーラームーンR 2 – 時を駆ける美少女戦士
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美少女戦士セーラームーンS – 男子校潜入! ついに巡り合った憧れの先輩!
nakamorijuan:
from SOUND DRAMA COLLECTION
I have no idea what’s going on in any of these images, but they each speak to me on an intrinsic level.
image 1: “Who’s going to take Princess Lightweight home?” asked Jupiter, trying and failing to pry her inebriated friend from the karaoke machine.
“Not me, I really have to study for this test,” said Mercury, suddenly taking interest in her book as if it was her one defining character trait.
“And, uh, I’m helping her,” added Rei, pretending to scribble on a notepad with the thick black pen they used to write their song requests.
“Why this.” said Makoto.
image 2: After a kitchen mishap and a 911 call, Jupiter realized that power over nature did not extend to vegetables.
After a failed birthday party for a disappointed six-year-old, Mars realized that psychic powers did not make her a magician.
After a night in jail, Venus realized that becoming a celebrity did not mean forging autographs of famous people.
After four minutes as a telemarketer and a pink slip, Sailor Moon realized that “being the embodiment of love” and “having charisma” were not necessarily mutually inclusive.
Mercury sure did love reading.
image 3: The five senshi were so grateful to each other for so many things, but they rarely said anything about it in favor of belligerent exchanges or sarcastic asides. But here they stood, engaged in an unspoken contest to see who could hold their tears in the longest. No one dared open her mouth in fear of betraying the emotions that swelled inside them like the tides. Finally, Usagi spoke.
“Thanks for that, Rei. I can’t believe I’d never seen Titanic before.”
image 4: “There are too many manifestations of Tuxedo Mask here and Venus is holding too many weapons for me to be entirely comfortable right now,” said Mercury, too distracted by the situation to engage in her singular hobby of reading books.
image 5: “I aspire to be the tiniest gangster,” said Chibiusa.
The rest of the Senshi looked at one another awkwardly. “There… there already is a tiniest gangster,” admitted Minako. “She works for Galaxia and wears pinstripes and-”
Chibiusa took a tiny revolver out of her tiny briefcase. “THEN I MUST BECOME THE TINIEST GANGSTER.”
image 6: Three minutes had they been stuck on this strangely verdant desert island.
Uranus and Neptune took the optimistic route, and immediately looked into the camera. “At least we are objectively the most attractive couple here,” said Uranus, flipping her hair. “I’m inclined to agree,” said Neptune, flipping hers.
Jupiter pretended to fish to satisfy her friends already whining of hunger, and though she knew a shoelace attached to a stick was not going to tempt any ocean dwelling creature with a brain, she hoped her face didn’t betray her lie.
Mars pondered, is this how it all ends? Is a botched Sailor Teleport to be the undoing of the future? Or was this moment destined and already written into the timeline, as often the most unplanned of circumstances lead to true destiny?
Mercury read on.