“#OKAY BUT IS IT JUST ME OR IS THE CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE ALSO PHALLIC #AM I A BAD PERSON WHO SEES DICKS WHERE THERE ARE NONE” rule of utena watching: any time you think you see symbolism, ESPECIALLY sexual symbolism the answer is yes XD

I am very glad to hear that these bottles

and the swords everywhere

and even the very infrastructure of the school itself

are not just my imagination.

so she powers up her scepter by making it longer with the power of love

carry on there is nothing freudian about this

“this is what’s going to happen to seiya if he ever touches you again”

“AMI NO”

tiny012:

knight-of-tuxedo:

knight-of-tuxedo:

ncisduckie:

sailormoonsub:

One of Tuxedo Mask’s powers is that he can extend his cane? Is this some kind of Freudian metaphor?

I want to scream expletives at this. Omg.

Please do.

While we’re at it

So when he extend his cane to save Usa in front Diamond in episode 83 in Classics, what he was trying to tell him??? 

My roommate and I once had a long discussion about the implications of that scene. Like, Diamond is attempting to assert his masculinity by hypnotizing and forcing Usagi onto a bed. Then, Tuxedo Mask unexpectedly soars in on his hang glider of romance, where he immediately extends his cane (to an absurdly unnecessary degree) and tells Usagi to grab it, presumably looking Diamond in the eye the entire time. They might as well be yelling “I’M A MAN” at one another in various pitches of confidence. Usagi is saved from a male by a male, essentializing her role as the prize of a whose-dick-is-bigger contest.

Riding on the coattails of “Star Gentle Uterus” I began pondering what would happen if the other attack phrases were based on reproductive terminology

  • moon healing ejaculation
  • sperm aqua illusion 
  • jupiter oak ovulation
  • penis love-me chain
  • moon gorgeous masturbation

“Soon all will kneel before the patron saint of innuendo!”

hahahahahahahahahaha

she said “planet”

“Oh. Yeah, that too.”