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*rings doorbell* hello do you have time to talk about our lord and savior Usagi Tsukino
Most people of the Sailor Moon fandom feel that all five of the inner senshi are bisexual, do you agree?
Long answer: This interpretation works really well for me. Even for characters I like to speculate are on the ace spectrum, I see the Inners as biromantic or bicurious at least. I’m sure that this is partially inspired by my incredible disdain for the “straight until proven otherwise” mentality that perpetuates in most readings of fiction. Declaring Usagi is exclusively straight because she ends up marrying a man contributes to invalidation of bisexuality in general; people are not defined by their partner. Another factor is the lenient portrayal of gender in the show. Haruka often chooses to present herself as male, despite identifying as female, and many of the Inners express attraction to her either way. This is played with even more with the Starlights; when it’s revealed that they are female, the Inners recognize that they were attracted to them and whether or not that should change retroactively, which I think forced them to think about their own preferences. Then again, they are middle/high-school girls, still changing and growing, and they have plenty of time to consider how they identify themselves. The anime never really addresses bisexuality specifically, but that’s how it is in real life; people are attracted to who they are attracted to, and there’s no need to Officially Decree the Sexual Orientation of Oneself to the world. Everyone is welcome to their own interpretations, and this is the one that works for me.
Short answer: I’m down
what’s a pirate’s favorite season of sailor moon?
sailor moon ARRRR
Tuxedo Mask’s Speech Failures
this is the best gifset i have ever seen
game-changing moments in modern cinematic history
making fun of a character’s ridiculous personality trait: haha what a nerd
realizing I regularly exhibit the same trait: haha what a nerd
Rank all these characters: Sailor Moon, Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, Venus, Neptune, Uranus, Pluto, Saturn, Chibi Moon, and TUXEDO MASK. Include reasoning. (I hope this keeps you busy and entertained! :3)
I find it difficult to rank all these characters objectively; they all have virtues and faults and I can’t compare them easily. I can, however, compare their HYPOTHETICAL ABILITY TO MAKE PANCAKES.
1. Jupiter – baking is practically a character trait of hers.
2. Pluto – possesses incredible amounts of knowledge spanning from before the Silver Millennium to the shattered Crystal Tokyo, and therefore has obtained with time a firm grasp on how to make a wholesome breakfast.
3. Tuxedo Mask – cares very deeply about pancake quality, as he does about most matters of domestic mundanity. “This world has no place for improperly sifted flour. Anyone who thinks that lumpy pancakes are tolerable will be metaphorically unstuck from their mistaken beliefs by the spatula of justice.”
4. Uranus – Cooking pancakes is basically the same as tuning up a racecar engine. You turn it on, add some oil, wait a bit as it heats up, flip things over, and repeat in 6-8 months.
5. Mercury – there is no denying overall quality, yet though she has studied much in the matters of optimal ratios of ingredients and most ergonomic kitchen utensils, her pancakes always end up sort of bland because she has no idea how to deal with the subjective matter of taste.
6. Venus – More accurately, her cat/parental substitute Artemis is quite the chef. He just needs Mina to hold the spatula because she has thumbs.
7. ChibiMoon – lacks the motor dexterity and timing skills implicit in such an endeavor. However, she is no doubt the best at decorating pancakes to look like faces.
8. Neptune – one would think that someone so completely talented at music, fine art, and athletics would also have a gift for cooking. She does not.
9. Mars – somehow her breakfasts always ends up burnt around the edges, but she claims to enjoy the crispy taste.
10. Sailor Moon – [obligatory joke about someone who loves food so much being so bad at cooking because such a joke never gets old and has definitely remained hilarious]
11. Saturn – inadvertently destroys everything she loves.
What was your first impression for all of these characters?: Sailor Moon, Sailor Mercury, Sailor Venus, Sailor Mars, Sailor Jupiter, Sailor Chibi Moon, Tuxedo Mask, Sailor Uranus, Sailor Neptune, Sailor Pluto, and the sailor starlights.
Great question! For the sake of limiting my responses and encouraging creative integrity, I am going to answer solely in haiku.
Sailor Moon
average teenage girl—
the “anime heroine”
is strong with this one.
Sailor Mercury
your need to excel
reminds me much of myself
hahahaha nerd
Sailor Mars
awesome shrine maiden
she will exorcise your face
if necessary
Sailor Jupiter
the token tomboy—
but wait, she cooks and cleans and
wrecks stereotypes
Sailor Venus
yes good excellent
there are valid reasons for
saving best for last
Sailor Chibimoon
this is odd yet sweet.
such a cute kid. what is she—
PUT THE GUN DOWN, CHILD
Tuxedo Mask
what the hell is this
why the top hat? why the cape?
make this man shut up
Sailor Pluto
why on earth doesn’t
this show revolve around you?
i think i’m in love
Sailor Uranus
you’re serious, but
with your plaid pants and red shirt
you look like christmas
Sailor Neptune
your sarcasm is
so delicate and gentle
please teach me your ways
Sailor Saturn
this child is rocking
the chic casual goth look
even though she’s 9
Sailor Starlights
who are these three dorks
doing tuxedo mask’s job
your boots are so tall
Mamoru leaving for college to be unceremoniously replaced by Seiya is basically exactly what happened with Steve and Joe in “Blue’s Clues”
I cannot be the only one who imagines these four singing a perfect barbershop-quartet chord.
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