The Sailor Stars theme is something of a dichotomy. Half of it is semi-random English word salad, and yet it manages to sound awesome.

Sailor Moon Drinking Game 

• Drink every time you feel like you need a drink.

“That is not a tuxedo… or a mask…”

Ever feel like you don’t know what to do with your arms when you’re having your picture taken?

If the Golden Crystal is just as powerful as the Silver Crystal, then good and evil will just end up locked in a Cold-War-esque standoff.

The Golden Crystal is an object whose power can be corrupted by evil and must be wielded by a pure soul.

The Golden Crystal is the One Ring.

Usagi probably threatens Chibiusa with birth control when she’s being particularly annoying.

Probably at least twice a day.

What Pegasus says: “What’s troubling you?”
What Pegasus means: “PAY ATTENTION TO ME NOW I HAVE SOME VAGUE LOVE ADVICE TO DISPENSE”

It is comforting to know that, regardless of how bad the episode is, the end credits will always bring forth a disco.

The way Chibiusa & Pegasus must be present for Sailor Moon to use her power sure takes the “independent” out of “strong independent woman”