“Pink Sugar Heart Attack” is cuter than “Circulatory system failure. Probable cause: artificially colored sucrose. There’s nothing we can do.”

Sometimes I get vaguely disappointed because I realize Crystal won’t do the Doom Tree/Moonlight Knight arc even though it would be hilarious

It is a universal constant that, if I watch an episode right before I have to do something, it will be the first of a two-parter.

Professor Tomoe. Would it kill you to TURN ON A DAMN LIGHT every once in a while?

Ami doesn’t have the self-confidence to win a race and appear better than anyone. Only she would cheat in order to lose.

Ami keeps saying that she wants to be a doctor. Perhaps she wants to get her doctorate in philosophy or poetry.

This summarizes about half the series.

Tuxedo Mask always has to take 10 minutes to climb to the top of the tallest thing around before he can do his speech

“A Daimon selects humans with pure hearts, and steals their hearts.”

They don’t even check to see if they signed up to be an organ donor.

Usagi feels so much guilt because those she loves get hurt protecting her. She doesn’t realize they do it because they love her in return.