Entrusting the fate of the world in the hands of a few 14-year-old girls seems like a Bad Idea™ based on my own experience as a 14-year-old

Is every episode filler, or just 96% of them?

So much elevator music. So few elevators.

I feel that if this wasn’t a children’s show, Luna would just be swearing all the time

Why do you need to wear an apron to work at an arcade

Why would the moon need sailors anyway

Most people usually reserve throwing flowers for weddings, not interrupting battles. Tuxedo Mask is not most people.

Why do they get magical nail polish if it’s just going to be covered up with magical gloves? These are the real questions.

The theme song is catchier than the black plague

Everything out of Tuxedo Mask’s mouth sounds like the moral at the end of a show on PBS Kids