Minako, entering the operation theatre: Since you couldn’t make it to the big race, we thought we’d bring the big race to you!

Anaesthesiologist: Miss, please get out 

Minako: Last one to the stack of prednisone bottles is a rotten egg!

Anaesthesiologist: Miss, he is unconscious

Minako: Yo Usagi, a friend of mine at school has cardiac trouble. Can you use one of your healing incantations to help him out?

Usagi: MOON… SPIRAL… HEART… ATTA–

Minako: maYBE NOT THAT ONE