Great observation, Not-Ami. You’re almost as perceptive as the person you’re not named after.

“This isn’t what I thought he meant when he said he was getting stoned.”

“And I REALLY appreciate the full minute of stock footage you used to do it. No, seriously. I mean it.”

when you’re doing laundry and everything is clinging with static electricity

“I’LL NEVER LET GO, JACK”