THIS ISN’T A CARD, THIS IS JUST GOD TRYING TO ERASE HIS MISTAKES

DON’T ANSWER THAT

OH FOR THE LOVE OF SERENITY

I think this game might be encouraging me to cockblock my past reincarnation and who am I to pass up a challenge

FFFFFFFFFFFF–

OH NO

sailormoonsub:

sailormoonsub:

it is difficult for me to imagine this battle going either quickly or easily when Ami’s physical attacks do 2 damage when they don’t miss

Ami. Your one ability is defense, and you get hit with a magic spell. To quote the wise words of High School Musical, you need to get your head in the game.

Both Ami and the enemy are completely out of EP now. It’s like a Cold War standoff, but somehow even less dynamic.

There’s clearly an extensive family tree of balloon monsters, with their own unspoken grudges and alliances

“Which is why I invented the new branch of performance art that combines dance with cardiac surgery.”

“Hello. My name is Gummario. You have killed my second cousin. Prepare to die.”