the smoke bomb is for if he ever has to do a dramatic entrance as Tuxedo Mask (to add drama to the speech, of course). Like Uranus and Neptune carrying flower petals in their pockets

I KNEW IT. Dramatic entrances are the priority around here.

“Um, no, I’m not carrying any cash on me, but I do have a few fistfuls of glitter”

4. Diana, 20. Minako, 23. Artemis :)

4. What is their bath or shower routine? (Diana)

Diana is so sweet and pure, she has no need for baths. But when she does, her tiny food-taster licks her tiny travel-size paw and washes her tiny brain-holder. She is such a good cleaner-upper.

20. How do they warm up when it’s cold outside? (Minako)

Step one: Call Rei. Step two: Wonder why, exactly, it is unreasonable to ask for a friend to transform into her magical guardian alter ego to use her powers over fire to make it a little warmer around here, for god’s sake. Step three: Hang up because apparently she needs to become more self-aware as a soldier. Step four: Ask Artemis to make hot cocoa.

23. How does this character indulge themselves? (Artemis) 

A can of tuna so fancy, you apparently need a fork to eat it. 

Request! The Moon Animate Make Up! Project liveblog :D!!! (it’s a dub episode which was entirely re-animated by animators from around the world)

Ah! This video keeps popping up on my recommended videos for Youtube, but I’ve kept ignoring it because a) I didn’t know what it was and b) it was over 20 minutes long. But this sounds really cool! I will have to check it out!

Sailor Fancast: The Aristocats :D!

I DO LOVE THOSE WACKY SINGING CATS.

Duchess: Ami (she’s polite, sweet, and she’s kind of the mom friend anyway)

O’Malley: Mako (sort of a rebel, very much the protector, but also predominantly  because of this:)

Marie: Usagi (”BECAUSE I’M THE PRINCESS, THAT’S WHY”)

Toulouse: Minako (though she be but little, she is fierce)

Berlioz: Rei (because remember that scene where Marie and Berlioz are fighting over the piano sticking their tongues out at each other?)

Madame Bonfamille: Neoqueen Serenity (basically exists to make sure that the characters have their future in order; and she sure does love her senshi)

Georges: Grandpa Hino (because wacky old man stereotype)

Edgar: Any and all of the Dark Kingdom guys. No matter who you choose it’s hilarious.

Roquefort: Pluto (silent helper who is basically the hero but gets no credit)

Napoleon: Michiru (fighting the same bad guys as the inners, but for different reasons)

Lafayette: Haruka (is basically already a puppy who follows Michiru adoringly so this isn’t a stretch)

Frou Frou: Hotaru (doesn’t show up to often, but when she does, she is a powerhouse)

Amelia and Abigail: Luna and Diana (in a cast that’s mostly cats you’d think the cats wouldn’t have to be geese, right? you’re wrong.)

Uncle Waldo: Artemis (the more I think about this the more weird this movie was)

And then there were various racially insensitive cats playing weird instruments whose function in the narrative I can’t remember for the life of me. This was a strange, strange movie. 

Diana #4, ♡

4) What they would do if they had one month to live.

I bet you thought I would let this ask get sad. I bet you thought you were going to destroy me in the process. But the Smallest Kitten of the Future will take positive steps to achieving timelessness!

First of all, Diana canonically knows how to time travel

right

and everyone knows that “one month” means linearly from that point on and doesn’t apply to chronological aging

right

so Diana can just go back in time and live with her parents and everyone who loves her in the past

right

and Diana is functionally an immortal omnipresent figure as long as she only moves backward in time

RIGHT

From an Old World almost forgotten, here comes….. Sailor Paris! A classy yet slightly poshy senshi, Queen of Crystal France (but she doesn’t say it too loud, she fears for her head). Her main powers are : critisism and complain. Special upgrade: going on indefinite strike.

“she fears for her head” I love it. The plot of the “Revolution” arc hinges entirely on whether or not she lets them eat cake. 

Well yeah, if you thought you felt all the emotions possible with the anime, then PGSM is getting you 100 steps further, then it’ll just be a rollercoaster. I think I’m gonna grow some roses and starseed flowers for your grave (think of your epitaph)

That’s very considerate of you. I fully expect attendees to my impending emotional breakdown to throw the roses at a stone that reads

“here lies sailormoonsub

brought down by an affliction of the heart”

Ok so, if it hasn’t been cast : Les Misérables :p

I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN

THAT DOESNT MEAN I WAS ANY MORE PREPARED

Valjean: Pluto (you know how the story goes; break one too many taboos of time and suddenly you’re on the lam)

Javert: Nephrite Nehelenia (firstly because I love her, secondly she’s an incredibly complex villain who at first seems only interested in simple cases of retribution but holds an intrinsic grudge against all who fight with the Moon family, an enmity she only admitted to herself only after much introspection)

Cosette: Chibiusa (clearly this good earth needed more Chibiusa/Pluto friendship emotions)

Marius: Mamoru (i humbly request that you please read this not as a romantic relationship but rather a parental one; however, equal dorkiness is still to be applied)

Fantine: NeoQueen Serenity (not that her life has been particularly tragic, but the image of her dying in Crystal Tokyo and charging Pluto with Chibiusa’s care is almost more than my heart can take)

Eponine: Hotaru (daughter and criminal accessory to uncomfortably zany villains; I would not protest if she were to try to garner Chibiusa’s affections)

The Thenardiers: Professor Tomoe and Kaorinite (operation wacky antagonist is a GO)

Gillenormand: Motoki (seems like the monarchist type I suppose; exists entirely outside of the main conflict)

The Bishop Myriel: Usagi (physical embodiment of forgiveness; probably a  real-life angel)

Enjolras: Minako (the first Senshi takes her last stand no I’m not crying you’re crying)

Grantaire: Rei (Minako’s favorite grumpy cynical rebel)

Fauchelevant: Haruka (indebted to Pluto who saved her life once by stopping time)

Assorted other members of the ABC: Ami, Makoto, Michiru, Artemis, Luna (“In the name of France, we’ll punish you!”)

Gavroche: Diana ( I M   S O   S O R R Y )

Of course there are literally dozens of other characters of limited significance (read: no one knows them because they did not appear in the musical). However, I have caused myself enough pain for one day and am content to stop here. Enjoy this romp through a devastating alternate universe.

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please don’t forget to liveblog/livetweet your reading!

As if I could ever leave behind this life of publicized media consumption. 

I’ll try not to let it slip my mind.