Look! Another toy sales advertisement! And this time they don’t even bother explaining where it came from.

Please tell me this isn’t another Rod of Love because to be quite honest I don’t think I could handle that right now

“Now available at your local toy retailer for the low price of $29.99.”

The child’s toy is once again more effective than any of the magical elemental powers. In simplicity there is beauty.

This is the third time they’ve used the phrase “legendary rod.” At this point I legitimately can’t tell if it’s intentional or not

“Ami, why is your visor in German?”

“When I said I never stop studying, I was not exaggerating.”