Now that I think about it this show is kind of weird

Mamoru did you learn NOTHING from that one episode of The Twilight Zone with William Shatner

i’m just now realizing that this show is kind of absurd

this one doesn’t really fit with the theme but close enough

this photo has been my twitter header for as long as i can remember and i can’t bring myself to change it

actually they probably consider grocery shopping a date

OK i know chibiusa is from the 30th century but it was too oddly specific to pass up

where’s the lie though

again

hahahahahaha

you get to decide who’s saying what here

Onion headlines, Moon family edition! 

(more here, here, and here)

“You know what they say: Nothing says true love like the defacement of government property.”

Who Wore It Better: Olive Green Blazer Edition

“I dream of a world where collars are sentient and shirts wear people.”

Mamoru leaving for college to be unceremoniously replaced by Seiya is basically exactly what happened with Steve and Joe in “Blue’s Clues”

“Well you know since you’re here would you like to spend the rest of your life with me”

This is like an off-brand version of Mamoru who holds no regard for neither roses nor regular haircuts.