“If I had KNOWN I was going to get kidnapped today, I would have worn my nice lavender pants instead.”

“Mama always said, an apple a day keeps the brainwashing at bay.”

“I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, this brown-and-purple shirt is incredible.”

Outtake #1

“Who was that woman?”

“Michiru, that’s Mamoru.”

“Ohhh.”

“Episode 169: Evil Mirror Under a Curse! Mamoru in a Nightmare Trap”

A tragic world where flowers are crushed & green blazers are forbidden.

“I couldn’t decide if I wanted my apartment to reflect ‘stylistic cityscape’ or ‘Mount Doom.’ So I chose both.”

DANCE-OFF

LET’S GO

“For the LAST TIME USAGI I think I’m being insidiously brainwashed”

“Classic Mamochan, pretending he’s not crying!”

“No really I feel partially possessed”

“You don’t have to deny it.”

“THERE IS REVENGE GLASS STUCK IN MY EYE”

“I think it’s cute when guys cry. Hahaha!”