This is why you don’t let cats administer medicine.

sailorfailures:

Mamoru’s superhuman daddy senses ruin R’s big surprise 20 episodes early.

“WHAT VERITABLE DEMON WOULD ABBREVIATE THE LIFE OF AN INNOCUOUS BEAUTIFUL BLOSSOM WITH NAUGHT BUT LOVE IN ITS SOUL”

The same thing happens allegorically in every Steinbeck novel.

Sailor Moon Medical Tips: If you appear to be suffering a heart attack, wait it out like you would for an ear infection.

I imagine it’s difficult to dress for a special occasion when you wear a tuxedo every single day.

Why did you have to bring that up, I was just pretending I could hope to forget

Ami’s so proud of Chibiusa, she brought a book to a sporting event and she hasn’t resorted to reading it. Yet.

Sailor Moon: A Brief Summary

“If I take my hand out of my pocket to clap, it might compromise my asymmetrical coolness. I cannot take that risk.”