mamoru is twelve kinds of confused right now

What kind of nerd spends hours thinking of the best way to communicate a 2-sentence sentiment? Ha!

[sweats nervously]

He’s learning from his own mistakes.

He’s evolving.

What a time to be alive.

Mamoru, don’t lie like that to the cats.

Me too, but I’m watching Sailor Moon instead. 

That one time Mamoru offered to go out for drinks with a cat

HOW DARE YOU DOUBT THE LEVEL OF MY AFFECTION. OBSERVE HOW INVESTED I AM IN THIS EMOTIONAL CORRESPONDENCE.