okay but you didn’t tell us what you got in this clickhole quiz

sorry. I’m Zoisite the negaforce-serving dirtbag and I’m going to date your daughter anway

crunchbuttsteak:

Whoa, Slow Down There, Buddy. Nobody Dates My Daughter Without Telling Me Which ‘Sailor Moon’ Character They Are First

holy shit this quiz

crunchbuttsteak:

Minako: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.

Rei: Are you okay????

Minako: Artemis stole my fuckign garlic bread.

britishchick09 submitted to sailormoonsub:

windows has their own anime girls that they use in japanese ads

she is very powerful. the spirit of Clippy is strong within her

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

gloomie submitted to sailormoonsub:

Speaking of anime and ads, I bring forth an offering: the McDonald’s Anime. Packing a season’s worth of “Cute Girl Doing Cute Things” in like, a minute and half. the second half is the inevitable season 2)

when will my McDonald’s employee senpai sweep me off my feet into a whimsical world of customer-facing retail

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

sailorfailures:

Sailor Moon ✖️ Roleplay Dice

Many of these dice sets are also sold in stores that might be more local and affordable for you; links provided are only suggestions❣️

Sailor Mercury: “Ice” Gem Precision Dice Set by GameScience
Sailor Mars: Wine Red Glossed Metal Dice Set with Blue Numbers by Bescon
Sailor Jupiter: Argentinian Lignum Vitae Wooden Dice Set by Artisan Dice
Sailor Venus: Eclipse Dice (Galaxy Orange) RPG Set by Valhalla Dice Co.
Sailor Moon:
Engraved Opalite Gemstone Polyhedral Set by GamerGeek493
Sailor Chibi Moon:
Royal Festival Glow In the Dark Set by Dwarven Craft
Sailor Neptune:
Iconic Blue 11pc Dice Set by Kraken Dice
Sailor Uranus:
Lapis Lazuli Gemstone Dice Set

by InghamRoxyllirt
Sailor Pluto: Ancient Stone Dice Set by Hedronix
Sailor Saturn: Amethyst Stone Dice Set

… and a little bonus for Tuxedo Mask 🌹

trufflesmushroom:

elegantlypractical:

prokopetz:

Cruel choices #137: you must consume one – and only one – of the following pieces of media.

1. Sailor Moon retold in the style of a 19th Century Russian philosophical novel.

2. The Brothers Karamazov retold in the style of a magical girl anime.

“Our very existence proves there is a peak,” Mars spat, the wind-swept snow no deterrent to her clad in naught but the Sailor uniform as she was. “Man need not concern itself with matters of godhood. We are gods given flesh.”

“It is precisely because of what we are that they cannot rest.” Mercury replied. “One cannot and must not embrace egoism. If we fall, who then will they turn to? Who then will care for what mankind has wrought? Only mankind itself.”

Then from two alleys over there came not so much a cry but a sound, a resolute plea to the skies above not for help, but for guarantee of vengeance. The earnest note struck chords within Mars and Mercury, as if it had been an answer to both of their sides; and yet, it was distinctly not.

“Corrupting the minds of the people with false nationalism where there should be nothing but love of all man, exemplifying godhood as nothing more than superiority to others instead of preaching it as empathy and spilling my borscht… For that, I cannot forgive you! In the name of the moon, I will punish you!”

“Scandal in Staraya: Dmitri’s Secret Plan! Grushenka is an Evil Temptress!?“
Next week: Karamazov no Kyodai: Demons, Season 1 Episode 6!
Otanoshimini!

entering a 24-hour pharmacy after midnight

luna-whiskers:

sirobvious:

sirobvious:

sirobvious:

Why are Sailor Moon episode titles formatted like academic journal article titles?

Or are academic journal article titles formatted like Sailor Moon episode titles?

So for those who are actually curious about this, the reason for the ridiculously long episode titles was that staff decided they wanted each episode’s title to fit the TV guide’s character limit exactly. So they went to great lengths to write ridiculously wordy, convoluted, sometimes spoilery titles just to ensure that a box on a weekly guide would be perfectly filled without anything being cut off.

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sharpenedmoonlight submitted to sailormoonsub:

I feel like this was ghost written by Makoto Kino

100% CANON