last night I watched Babel (2006) and I had to stop the movie because I was 83% sure that Minako Aino appears as a swimsuit model for about 2 seconds

and this is my confirmation that PGSM will haunt me forever

sailormoonsub:

If Mako making Ami a meal complete with adorably cut fruits doesn’t destroy whatever evil energy is eating her up from the inside out I really don’t think anything will.

why

“#OKAY BUT IS IT JUST ME OR IS THE CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE ALSO PHALLIC #AM I A BAD PERSON WHO SEES DICKS WHERE THERE ARE NONE” rule of utena watching: any time you think you see symbolism, ESPECIALLY sexual symbolism the answer is yes XD

I am very glad to hear that these bottles

and the swords everywhere

and even the very infrastructure of the school itself

are not just my imagination.

@fireyfobbitmedicine submitted to sailormoonsub:

Can’t believe you said nothing about this image

If the middle tower isn’t called the phallus palace, then I’m leaving. 

It’s not on the list… But what would be UsaMamo’s favourite non-intercourse sexual act? :D

going to the grocery store to buy fresh country vegetables and thinly-sliced meats

Studies indicate that regular naked flights with your reformed enemies and the personified manifestations of their souls can lower cholesterol up to 40%.

She’s finally done it.
She weaponized her own adorableness.

Riding on the coattails of “Star Gentle Uterus” I began pondering what would happen if the other attack phrases were based on reproductive terminology

• moon healing ejaculation
• sperm aqua illusion 
• jupiter oak ovulation
• penis love-me chain
• moon gorgeous masturbation