NOT ALL HEROES WEAR CAPES

IN ADDITION, SOME PEOPLE WHO AREN’T HEROES ALSO WEAR CAPES SO THIS IS A RATHER NON-INDICATIVE FACTOR WITH LITTLE CORRELATION TO ACTUALITY

adharas-lament:

AU where instead of marrying tuxedo mask Usagi marries Ami and she becomes neo queen ami

thanks to @sailormoonsub and their followers for the idea!  

bonus

Ahhhhhhh she’s so beautiful and smart and precious and she knows a lot about crystals and her font matches her elemental symbol!

Tuxedo Ami is my favorite thing to come out of this blog besides Sailor Idaho. I cannot even begin to express my appreciation for this! Thank you for bringing this AU to the life it deserves. 

[looks into the camera like on The Office]

watching sailor moon s like

cutie-tabootie:

theivorytowercrumbles:

maybe the real talismans were the friends we made along the way

@sailormoonsub

smokingbomber:

#kunziteproblems

this show is officially a parody of itself

There comes a point where you just need to STOP OPENING THE FRONT DOOR

Have you considered watching our lord and savior, also known as English dub?

matts7795:

sailormoonsub:

*slams door*

*re-opens door*

I have considered it, and am vaguely terrified of what I will find. I think it could be HILARIOUS liveblog material, but only if my soul is prepared to bear the burdenous weight of 90s slang and odd censorship.

I mean, could take it a step further and just liveblog the “Sailor Moon Says” PSAs considering how godawful those were

That would indeed be great. But honestly, is there anything I could say that would make them more funny than they intrinsically are?

“These cats look a bit weird, but the lady with the electric-green waist-length hair said they’re perfectly healthy!”

I need to pour myself a drink, rewind the episode, and take a sip just so I can spit it out laughing at “The Moonlight Knight.”