I am very curious to see a Senshi fancast of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer (aka the weirdest Christmas special ever who thought this was a good idea)

All the memories I have of this movie are vague fever-dream recollections from the one time I saw it as a child, and that’s how it’s going to stay. To those who actually remember it: I’m so sorry. 

That one protagonist kid: Chibiusa

He has a sister I think?: Usagi

Grandma whose function in the story is to be run over: Naru’s Mom ultimate victim

Grandpa who i think sings a song about fruitcake at some point: Grandpa Hino

The two aunts who do an odd dance sequence about suing Santa for all his Santa money: Crow and Siren

Mr. Evil Corporation Man who is there to prove that Greed is Wrong: Galaxia

Sideburns Elf: Artemis

Santa:

GOD DAMN IT MAMORU

“An autograph would disenfranchise my sense of self.“

"Oh my GOD literally just write your name on a sheet of paper for this dying child”