Ami: That’s okay, we need to respect her boundaries and realize our relationship as Senshi may not necessarily equate to friendship. 

Usagi: HOW CAN I MAKE REI HINO LOVE ME

(silently hustles heroine through portal and swiftly departs)

Throwing roses and reciting speeches was actually less awkward than this. 

#rude 

but also 

#I’m laughing so hard I’m crying right now

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO KIDS WHO DON’T FASTEN THEIR SEAT BELTS AND RETURN THEIR TRAYS TO AN UPRIGHT POSITION

I would have ended that sentence a little differently, but this works too.

(Additionally: Usagi doing her poses in the foreground without the music or the graphics is objectively hilarious.)

Usagi is me

The slinky portal arms are this show

“She’s not a witch. I’m just REALLY SCARED OF BIRDS.”

I love Usagi.