tfw you are too poor to help your amnesiac nature-loving friend regain his memories

silver-millennial:

sailormoonsub:

This is like an infomercial advertising nothing.

 Announcer: Tired of your friends wrecking you family’s sacred temple?

Rei: *sigh*

Announcer: Feel like you can’t do anything about it because one of them is actually the moon princess and you shouldn’t commit murder on hallowed grounds?

Rei: *nod*

Announcer: You need pray away the spray

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE CALL NOW AND WE’LL THROW IN A SECOND BOTTLE ABSOLUTELY FREE! THAT’S RIGHT… BUT THIS OFFER WON’T LAST FOREVER CALL TO GET YOURS NOW!!!

Call 1-888-NEGAVERSE muahahahhahaah… Operators are standing by.

Jadeite: now what business plan would allow me to wear the wackiest suit….

This is like an infomercial advertising nothing.

WHAT A SHOW

WHAT. A. SHOW. 

WHATASHOW

The fact that Motoki has already advertised the disappearance of his turtle is only surpassed by the fact that someone actually called in with a turtle sighting. What a world this is.

Usually I’d say that the loss of a pet does not reflect badly on the owner, but when your pet turtle runs away THAT’S A DIFFERENT STORY ENTIRELY

And no one was surprised. 

Every single character in PGSM: There is a thing that you need to know however I cannot tell you about yet but the time will soon come