summary of PGSM

me: oh my god

me: HAHA OH MY GOD

me: oh my GOD

prior to these thirty seconds: Nice, everything is resolved

these thirty seconds: WHY IS MAKOTO BEING SUCKED INTO THE MIME PIT

I have no choice but to assume that while Usagi was out fighting the monster at the local parking garage, Mamoru was just lying on his back on the concrete, patiently waiting for her to come back.

EXCEPT FOR YOUR STATUS AS AN INTERNATIONALLY RECOGNIZED CELEBRITY. THAT MAY THROW A SMALL WRENCH INTO OUR PLAN.

sailormoonsub:

This is too serene. 

Now placing bets on which one accidentally pushes the other one into the water.

THE ANSWER IS NEITHER

LONG LIVE THE KING

This is too serene. 

Now placing bets on which one accidentally pushes the other one into the water.

Mamoru and Usagi: plant a smoke bomb in a car
Mamoru and Usagi: steal a briefcase
Mamoru and Usagi: almost run over men with a motorcycle
Mamoru and Usagi: It is okay we are the Good Guys™

the smoke bomb is for if he ever has to do a dramatic entrance as Tuxedo Mask (to add drama to the speech, of course). Like Uranus and Neptune carrying flower petals in their pockets

I KNEW IT. Dramatic entrances are the priority around here.

“Um, no, I’m not carrying any cash on me, but I do have a few fistfuls of glitter”

This was definitely an intrinsic part of their plan to get the jewels back, though.

1. Smoke bomb

2. Take briefcase

3. Clever retort (VERY IMPORTANT DO NOT SKIP)

4. Book it

“Justice is FUN,” says the man who regularly steals valuables for mysterious unknown reasons