Artemis
tag yourself I’m the PGSM puppet
At least you have a reason, I am just casually bad at speaking my own native language.
BUT THAT’S OKAY BECAUSE HUMANS ARE GREAT AND THE EVOLUTION OF LANGUAGE IS AN AMAZING ADVENTURE AND MINAKO AINO WOULDN’T WANT IT ANY OTHER WAY


SHE WAS IN THERE ALL ALONG
“just circle them with the cameras like a bunch of angry hawks. perfect. now keep zooming in. yes. I can feel the romance. those two extra minutes of runtime will be GONE by the time we’re through here”
6 hours later I realized that the phrase i was thinking of was “hungry vultures” not “angry hawks”
“just circle them with the cameras like a bunch of angry hawks. perfect. now keep zooming in. yes. I can feel the romance. those two extra minutes of runtime will be GONE by the time we’re through here”
>recognizes the identity of the man she dearly loves because he called her an idiot twice in the same day
WELCOME TO THE PGSM EXPERIENCE
MUCH LIKE AN INFINITY SCARF, THE KNITTING DRAMA HAS COME FULL CIRCLE
uhhhhh nope no never heard of him i don’t think there is any resemblance i bet he doesn’t even wear a mask

Mamoru is going to owe Usagi so much when they start dating like
“let’s go get ice cream”
“we already got ice cream yesterday”
“remember the time I saved your defenseless ass from a vengeful spectre of your past”
“okay… here is $10″
REI HINO LITERALLY RIGHT OUT OF NOWHERE