Apparently five years ago today I published a note on facebook that’s just a weird unsolicited list of why turtles are great, and all I can think is

I think your PGSM live blog has infected my dreams ROFL. I had a dream last night that I was at a university or something where Jrock artist GACKT and his staff were there for some reason… and I had a scarf I was wearing and it got ruined and then GACKT buys me another one. ROFL WHAT IS WRONG IWTH MY BRAIN?! XD

O what a tangled scarf we weave, this show my mind will never leave.

airyairyquitecontrary:

sailormoonsub:

airyairyquitecontrary:

sailormoonsub:

Definitely the wrong person is worried about the wrong person in this particular scenario. 

But you know what? Motoki is dressed as a turtle wearing another turtle and carrying a third turtle, true, but he’s true to himself and doesn’t have a load of complicated emotional bullcrap going on OR a piano ghost that keeps manifesting in his living room.

This is true. at least Motoki wears his heart on his green turtley sleeve and doesn’t internalize all his feelings like SOMEONE we know

I took another look and he is actually dressed as a turtle wearing TWO turtles and carrying a FOURTH turtle; I don’t know whether that changes things.

Ok yeah you’re right Motoki’s just off his rocker

sailormoonsub:

The lovely @silver-millennial made me this PGSM viewing bingo card. I can actually cross off a number of these merely by thinking about PGSM. 

I finally re-found @silver-millennial‘s bingo card for PGSM. I’m only halfway through and LOOK at how many squares I’ve checked off.

What do I win? A lifetime of pain? Eternal suffering?

what’s with the inventing stuff to have some Jadeite bashing? saying he’s not loyal to Queen Beryl or not effective at his job – in PGSM. the series does give him flaws but not these. why this?

Jadeite, is that you

In PGSM, I think Jadeite is more interested in self-advancement than in dedication to one cause. Like, he clearly has a Thing for Beryl. But unlike Nephrite who actively speaks against Kunzite’s disloyalty, in this episode Jadeite actually joins Kunzite on his Subversive Mystery Plan. Rather than be motivated by one thing, he seems to be on board with whatever works at the time. If he can’t find the princess, he’ll find the crystal. If he can’t find the crystal, he’ll steal some energy. If he can’t steal energy, maybe it’s time to switch tactics. He’s not that competent, of course, but NONE of the generals are. Otherwise the world would fall into chaos and Earth would belong to Metallia and the story would be terrible. 

Keep in mind, I haven’t seen all of PGSM yet, so I don’t know if Jadeite has some secret hidden power in store. Of course, I am also watching all of this through the lens of the anime, where he used his own name as a codename, became a jazzercise instructor, invented a new breed of gerbil, and got run over by his own telekinetic airplane after barely a dozen episodes to his name. He tried. He definitely tried. But it was the ridiculous ways in which he tried that cemented his name in the Sailor Moon Villains Hall of Fame. 

WAIT I’M NO PRINCESS I CAN’T RUN A NATION I DON’T EVEN KNOW THE PROPER AMOUNT OF TIME TO MICROWAVE A FROZEN CORNDOG

I can’t believe the princess has been asking me for YEARS to find the Silver Crystal and it was actually just a physical manifestation of her feelings of love the entire time