friend: why are you so stupid, all of the time?
me:

friend: why are you so stupid, all of the time?
me:

There were exactly nine boxes on this meme, I knew what had to happen.
usagi KNOWS that eating an potato will solve all your problems

YOU’VE BEEN GIVEN A SECOND CHANCE AT LIFE YOU CAN’T AFFORD TO WASTE IT ON HARD DETERMINISM
sailorwindy
replied to your post “myucornerorg
replied to your post “What are your Sailor Moon ships?”
…”
tumblr was blocked at my high school for “friendship content” i shit you not
WAY TOO MUCH FRIENDSHIP CONTENT FOR YOU IMPRESSIONABLE TEENAGERS TO HANDLE
YOUNG EYES ARE NOT MEANT FOR ALL THIS KINDNESS, CARING, AND UNCONDITIONAL LOVE

Thank you so much! I’m only 31 episodes deep, but I like… LITERALLY EVERYTHING so here’s a super abbreviated list
Dating tip: If you are terrified of emotional honestly, pick up a random piece of trash on the beach to distract your partner. Now no one has to confront their suppressed emotions!
And of course it’s a broken umbrella because in Japan there’s this thing where instead of drawing two people’s names in a heart you can draw them under an umbrella and it means the same thing. Because they needed to throw just that little bit more of heartbreaking symbolism at us.
Thank you so much for adding another layer of sadness!
paksenarrion-reader
replied to your post “Imagine if Sailor Moon had the dangerous piano episode”
or the piano would be a Daimon, like the Screaming Violin Woman.
that would be INCREDIBLE TO SEE

Me too! I can’t get over the fact that they actually take the time to consider the implications of reincarnation, fatalism, and free will. If anyone told me that my life was predetermined by something out of my control, I would be KICKING and SCREAMING
I’m so glad there’s not, for such an episode would probably kill me. The hypothetical synopsis is: Kunzite just gets sick of Zoisite’s “loyalty to the master” shit one day and makes his piano come to life and the rest of the episode is just everyone constantly running away like

eternal-reverie
replied to your photo “WE’RE GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER”
I love the endless comparisons of the shitennou and mamoru being a boyband because really what else are they??? xD
They totally are! The Dark Kingdom follows the Boy Band Archetypes to the letter. Jadeite is the young one, beloved for his adorable prepubescent face. Zoisite is the pretty one who gets all kinds of modeling contracts. Kunzite is the bad boy, always doing super rebellious things like wearing leather and using spray paint on his shoes. Nephrite is the stoic one who takes his job way too seriously. Mamoru is the one who left to pursue a solo career and is universally considered the “traitor” by the fanbase