WHAT THE HELL DARK INVOCATION DID YOU JUST PERFORM IN EXCHANGE FOR THIS IDEA

I love that this monster has a briefcase for all his weapons. He probably can’t wait to clock out at five and get home to his kids.

You know I was just hoping for a two-minute genre-shifted fantasy montage for Ikuko Tsukino and I’m really glad PGSM delivered on that

You have awoken something ancient and horrible. 

Nephrite clearly has a lot of anger issues that he needs to work out. He needs a hobby. Maybe something like… 

When you want revenge on your old boss who betrayed your trust, but you gotta work at a karaoke parlor to pay the bills

This is why Motoki hasn’t gone to look for Mamoru yet. He’s too busy tutoring his new friend in how to be a human